Ready or Not 2: Here I Come

Picking up right after the events of the first film, Grace MacCaullay (Samara Weaving) has survived the wedding night from hell. Just when she thinks that life can resume back to normal, she is swept back into yet another deadly game. Four other rival families who have pledged themselves to satan are after her for their seat in the organization and they will stop at nothing until one of them is victorious. But this time around Grace’s estranged sister Faith (Kathryn Newton) is along for the ride.

Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett struck gold with the original film that came out in 2019. A fresh take on the horror slasher genre, it was fun, gory and boasted a kick ass female lead. I didn’t see the film until many years after it first premiered, but it rapidly became one of my favorites. While nobody asked for this sequel, it was still a devilishly fun time at the cinema.

Weaving has proven herself time and time again that she is a bonafide Scream Queen. She’s back and better than ever as Grace. After going through hide and seek the first time, she is no stranger to the craziness that will inevitably ensue for round two. She’s become desensitized and just wants it all to be over, especially now that Faith has become involved. I have to say that the addition of Newton was a brilliant one. The two definitely pass for sisters and their various scenes added an extra emotional depth to the film.

The audience were also introduced to a slew of new characters. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Shawn Hatosy starred as twins Ursula and Titus Danforth. One of the more prominent of the families, their dynamic was so interesting to see unfold. I have been a fan of Gellar’s since her Buffy days and to see her in her first feature film role in fifteen years was such a treat. The other family that I enjoyed were the El Caidos. Nestor Carbonell, Maia Jae and Juan Pablo Romero portrayed Ignacio, Francesca and Felipe respectively. A scene that took place between Grace and Francesca was one of the best of the entire film. I also loved the addition of Elijah Wood. He plays The Lawyer, he makes sure that everyone follows the rules of the game. Not only was he a scene stealer, I would love a spin off of him to learn about where he got to this place in his life.

As is usually the case in any sequel, the plot wasn’t as tight this time around. I remember being intrigued all the way through in the original, but this seemed to lack that same magic. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed learning the new lore – there was so much of it! I also loved how the kills were ramped up to a whole other level. People were exploding all over the place in very unique ways. At least it mostly kept me on the edge of my seat.

Overall while Ready or Not 2: Here I Come wasn’t entirely necessary, I am still glad that we got it. It gave fans the chance to revisit this world. I appreciated the fact that they tried to build upon what made the first one so great and they mostly exceeded thanks to the brilliant cast and the exciting mythology. While they could make a million of these films, I do think that Grace and Faith’s story was given a nice ending. That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t mind spin offs in the future. Let’s see what happens.

Rating: ♥️♥️♥️.5

Eenie Meanie

Wrapped up in a world of getaway driving from the age of fourteen, Edie (Samara Weaving) has been trying to break the cycle ever since. When her former boss Nico (Andy Garcia) offers her the chance at pulling off one last job, she can’t say no, especially when it means saving her ex boyfriend’s (Karl Glusman) life.

Fans of Baby Driver may flock to Eenie Meanie expecting a similar story. While it never reaches the same heights, it is entertaining enough to keep you invested throughout. With the many impressive car chase sequences, hilarious banter and a talented ensemble cast I couldn’t help but wonder how it didn’t ever come together in the way I was hoping it would.

Weaving once again proves that she is a solid leading lady. Not only is she the bright spot here, she was probably the only reason I wanted to watch the film in the first place. She gives Edie so many layers and is really the driving force of the story. It’s hard for anybody else to compare. Glusman is quite something as John, Edie’s ex. Underneath it all he wants to do the right thing, but he’s just so awful that it’s hard to be reminded of that. I understand why Edie isn’t able to just cut him out of her life, but she deserved so much better. The other characters were like caricatures of heist films of the past: Jermaine Fowler as The Chaperone, Marshawn Lynch as Perm, Randall Park as Leo, Mike O’Malley as Leo and of course Andy Garcia as the ring leader of them all Nico. They were criminally underused and as a result I found it difficult to really care about any of them.

Somewhere along the way, the film starts losing sight of what it’s really trying to be. I would have been totally fine with an action adventure flick and a bit of romance on the side if it was earned. Instead it just became too convoluted. As a result, I missed out on some major plot points because I just could not separate them from one another.

Overall, Eenie Meanie had all the ingredients of a great heist film, but it ultimately fell short. Samara Weaving was the only bright point in what was otherwise a lacklustre project. Had it been much tighter and well thought out, it would have been a home run. Because of that there are definitely better films of the genre out there that are more worth your time.

Rating: ♥️♥️.5

The Valet

Famous movie star Olivia (Samara Weaving) finds herself in a PR disaster when photos of her and her married boyfriend Vincent (Max Greenfield) hit every news outlet in the city. Needing to do damage control before her upcoming premiere, they enlist the help of humble, hardworking valet Antonio (Eugenio Derbez) to pretend to be Olivia’s new boyfriend.

Based on the 2006 French movie La Doublure, The Valet took me by surprise. While it was yet another story featuring a mismatched couple, it struck me in ways that I was not expecting it to and I only wish more people knew about it.

The chemistry between our two leads Eugenio Derbez and Samara Weaving shouldn’t seem like it would work, but it totally does. I have never seen the former in anything before and found his Antonio charming and funny. Samara Weaving has slowly been working her way up my favorites list having starred in TV shows Hollywood and Nine Perfect Strangers. Her comedic role here was something I never knew I needed.

It was fun to see Max Greenfield portray such a slimy character – something very different than the roles we are used to seeing him in. I couldn’t stop thinking about how much of a douchebag his character Vincent was. Betsy Brandt who stars as Vincent’s wife Kathryn was certainly no pushover which was refreshing to see. I loved that she wanted to take him down.

I must give a special shoutout to the latino representation that was depicted throughout the movie. Getting to know Antonio’s colleagues, friends and family was such a joy. I really felt the authenticity in those relationships and I loved the incorporation of Spanish whenever these scenes were happening.

What I liked the most about The Valet was while I thought I knew where it was going, I ended up being very wrong (in the best possible way). There were some twists thrown in that hit me like a ton of bricks and made me feel all the emotions. It’s an off beat romantic comedy that teaches you the importance of family and being true to yourself. If this was your first time hearing about it, I highly recommend adding it to your weekend viewing. You won’t be sorry.

Rating: ♥♥♥